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Hello...Well, we are at Stef's house right now and we are really tired and gross and we dont know what to do with ourselves so we are playing on webtv!!! yay!!! so if you dont like our page you can go suck an egg for all we care!! Well...lets talk about ourselves...Stef: I like boys. Especially ones named lance. (not from Boy bands) and i also like Peter Hamm Jr. Thats about it...boys!! BRANDY: i am a queen and a damn fine one too!! lol. There are quite a lot of fine boys around stef's house...ahem...uhh...JIM!!! yummy but smelly. now he is a licensed driver and he can transport me and stef wherever we need to go! hurray! Now we will talk about all the fun that we had last night. Well first stefanie ignored me while she was on the phone with Cleavone. Then she let me talk awhile with sum of her friends cuz i guess she felt bad b/c she greeted me so meanly when i came over she was like "when the hell did u get here?" and then she grimaced. hehehe. after that we called the boy with less than a whole tongue (ya know...Merritt) that caused sum exciement. Then we talked trash about Jenna for a while (a LONNNNGGGGGG while...) and hahah she has no friends anymore they all dont like how she has been acting b/c she is the biggest bitch lately.(j/k haha) haha enough talkng bad about my dear friend of 7 years (haha yeah right). hmmm...what else did we do? we were gonna run around outside and be bad in the dry lightening and thew door wouldnt close and stef would get murdered so i figured that that was a bad idea. we ate 4 chocolated donuts worth 280 calories each so we have to be anorexic for a while so we can get skinny (stef already is....) after that we laughed hysterically cuz she was looking at me upside down and then i snored and she threw stuff at me and then i started saying weird ass stuiff and stefs bed made sex noises....hurray! and then we drank sugar water and ate popcorn and gum and pringles and everything in sight. ok a | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Lets talk about food...since we cant eat it we figure that to suppress our hunger we will just talk about it. we plan on starving until we are emaciated but if worse comes to worse and people start suspecting we can be BULIMIC!!! Binge and purge all the way babay!!! umm...stefs fave food is cookies!!! her fave kind of cookies has to be choc. chip!! my weaknessess are PEANUT BUTTER and PEANUTS and COOKIES and CHOCOLATE and HONEY CRUNCH CORN FLAKES and anything i can fit in my mouth (including...nevermind) lol. Stef also eats alot like me, it is alot of fun to eat. we dont eat cuz we're hunry we just eat b/c there is food. dont ever follow this rule" eat to live dont live to eat. our motto is LIVE TO EAT. not EAT TO LIVE. EAT. PERIOD. YUMMYY!!! COOKIES!!!! well, sorry about that, we got to thinkin about food and we have gone without it for like 12 hours and that is like a major record for us. 12 minutes was a record breaker in itself!! The picture at left is me and stef chillen in her backyard. the third elephant whose head is not shown is unknown, a stray beast who was trying to pick us up. my fro and her ass attracted him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| MMMM...now doesnt that loook TASTTTYY...i'll take 2 weiners if u dont mind...one to eat and one to, well....nevermind what the second one is for! LOL!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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WOOOOLLLLL....this section is about some more food. as you can see, we have a little problem detaching ourselves from the topic. heheehhe our innner elephant just displayed itself for all to see. anyway...hmmm...hehehehehehehehehehehe...ok i dont care about those stupid starving kids in africa or whereeber the hell the god damn bony fools are. they try to guilt trip us elephants into sharing our food and it just aint happenenin anytime soon so you can just forget or kiss my bg grey ass. i mean these idiots are complaining b/c they have nice skinnny, tanned (they cant afford clothes either) and we are like paying money for fake sun lotion in a tube. how messed up is that??? i say...round 'em up and make them into dog chow. works for me!! sorry this is mean...we are just hungry so give us sum slack...did u know that if u kiss (excvluding btiing) for an hour you burn 45 calories. biting burns more calories but i wouldnt reccommend it cuz u never live it down...anyway again...these hot dogs do look nice. On the very far left you can see the remnants of our last dog feast...befoore we became anorexic. we are going to have a street brawl b/c there isnt enough to share equally. There are 5 and 5 divided by 2 just doenst cut it. ok we are done with this section now...scroll down for more fun stuff!!!!! |
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